Pantal Issues

So I am having some issues with my pants. Now you may be wondering, "what sort of issues could one have with their clothing?" Well let me tell you.

They are all too big. I can put them on and off with out undoing the closure! It's nuts! Pissu I tell you. So now you are thinking that I've gotten to much sun or maybe those steriods did something to my brain to be thinking thoughts like that. I'll admit that normally I would be jumping for joy that I've lost weight and my pants don't fit but when your pants don't fit and you have no way of replacing said pants then it becomes a rather urgent problem.

I know, I know your next thought is "Don't they wear pants in Sri Lanka? Why can't you get some new pants?" Yes people wear pants in Sri Lanka. Unfortunately they are all micro-mini and I can't find pants to fit me. If I find the length they are too small around and if I can find them to fit the waist they are too short in the leg. It's really frustrating. I think that I am going to have to start wearing saris more often!