Have you ever?

Have you ever started a story saying, “Have you ever”? They are usually stories that you are embarrassed to tell others because you think that you are the only one to have ever experienced it. My friend Angie and I have shared a number of stories like this. We found that usually we both had had similar experiences. So I have a new “have you ever” story that I would like to share. I am afraid however that none of you will have experienced this one!

So I went to the tailor to have a blouse made for my sari. Wednesdays are sari day so I wore my sari with my new blouse. Everything was good. It’s the sari that I am wearing in the pictures that I posted. The “have you ever” did not happen until the next day…

Lately the power has been out in the morning when I get up so I have to shower and get ready in semi-darkness because my room faces west so there is no sun in the morning. So I’m getting ready for work and I am putting on my deodorant and it looks like I have a rash in my armpits. I think that’s weird because they weren’t itchy or sore. I lean in for a closer look…
Much to my dismay I realize that it is not a rash but an orange stain… My sari blouse has dyed my armpits orange!!!!!! So….

Have you ever had that happen to you? I doubt it.